$3 fries....12 hours of gas

priceless....

or enough said...

hair vs. vacuum brush

let me first of point out... i love long hair... especially if its on my wife.... during my last cleaning episode.. something started to smoke on the vacuum... no big deal.. unplug and figure it out later... did you know there are ball bearings inside the roller brush... i didn't either till i cleaned all the hair out from everything.... just on the brush alone it was 1/4 inch thick and i thought the see through window on top was too scratched to see through any more... ha ha ha... it was hair hiding the neon green bristles....

i think my wife is shedding... or at least I'm driving her crazy and her hair is falling out..

so let this be a warning to all men that have wives with long hair... don't wait to clean the brush down to the ball bearings... it takes about 2 hours... and if the pets are shedding too... clean it more often.. ugh... no wonder the vacuum guy charges so much...

sorry if this is boring for ya... but it was quite traumatic for me..

husband has computer..wife has bed...

okay.. there are certain instances during which either sxe (misspelled to avoid google search) of the husband/wife team becomes oblivious to the inquiries and responses of the initiator... i for one am woefully inadequate on my attention span and short term memory retention if the following condition is true: computer is on; i am in front of it ... my wife, on the other hand, just reminded me that if i discuss with her prior to sleep, same thing... as evidenced by a preceding statement i, myself, uttered in attempting to trigger synaptic recovery of a previous conversation "while you were falling asleep" ... yes yes ... i should have known .... "here's my sign"...

soggy cornflakes..late night

its amazing.... usually every morning i swear i am going to bed earlier... than i stay up late... yep.. tonight's punishment is my contacts feel like soggy cornflakes.. so off to bed...

day 2...still nothing to write about...so i have a happy marriage

yep... i must be still boring... but maybe... just maybe i have learned all the secrets to a happy marriage... perhaps i have so figured out my wife so well that i no longer have the necessity to improve myself... yep; that must be it.... just call me the idiot savant of a happy marriage...

drawing a blank

okay... i suddenly feel excessively boring.... i had tons of fun today..but most of it occurred while my wife was at her last day of working sundays (like hopefully never ever again) ... so i've already told her what happened all day.. so now my brain is just empty...sorry fans ... so, i guess this one time, i'll let my wife got the best of me...

renewed ambitions apparently require the mundane also

yes...okay.. the beginning of the new year started out quite drastically yes....the suspense i am sure is just exhausting... yes the new year required all things to be washed that lay flat to dry....boy what an exciting beginning...

new year..great dinner...such awesome possibilities

okay...haven't blogged in a while...haven't followed my friends blogs either (shamefully not even my wife's...but dont worry she keeps me up to date personally on how her life is going)...

i was stuck in a computer envy rut..why...who knows (i still have the best IMHO)... but tonight i went to a wonderful dinner and listened to former pro football player tracey eaton speak... to sum it up.... it was awesome.. i feel rejuvenated ... empowered to start enjoying life to the fullest again....my wife's painfully exhausting job will soon be over and her new enjoyable one will be fully started... i think we can both see the light at the end of the tunnel now...okay...it's late...the clicking on the keyboard is keeping her up.. got to go.....