can you read this

okay i have started to play with the colors... i like the black background....but is it readable.. anyways..changed 4 tires today....too exhausted to think funny...

one should never make statements of simplicity

okay...my wife snagged me on this one....i go ahead and write an entry about how easy it is to write a blog with one liners...and then i do the unforgivable....i forget a day...it totally blew by me..apparently my interests in the developer forum for windows 7 took priority to my own interest in my life....once again...computer geekness to its max...i'm just glad i remember to bathe and shave (but of coarse once you're married, the task of remembering such minutia of detail is no longer required by the male partner..it is actually enforced on quite a regular basis)....

speaking of bathing and showering...i miss florida...apperently a dip in the ocean followed by a dip in the pool is enough to cleanse any military man for weeks at a time....it doesn't do the hair any good, but then again it is required to be kept short anyways...(obviously this is part of my single days)...

but i digress...we are talking about one liners in the now, the moment, we are talking what i have done to make someone elses day brighter or atleast my own day not as boring....it started out miserabley annoying with a flat tire...enough about that ...

continued to a trip to the dentist... but atleast i told my dentist he should thank my wife...you see i had this plan to save all my dental floss for an entire container and then mail it to him with the empty container..you know how they are always pestering you to floss...anyways about a month ago my wife made me throw it away...said it was disgusting..so what happened i threw it away and i quit flossing... i lost all motivation in the flossing dept and i blame my wife... apperently computer geeks have strange motivations....but atleast as of today my gums are still healthy...so the dentist told me that whatever works...preferably a non-see-through plastic bag and no he does not want to see the proof...

okay longer than a one liner....but hey...you just cant describe the above in one line....

keeping it current

well i have discovered it is actually real easy to maintain a blog...especially when the title is Life is a continuous string of ONE LINERS......

matching shirts

well my wife and i were wearing our red shirts today...both LL Bean...so i suggested we get our pictures taken so we could be Beaners...the answer was an immediate no, followed by the "your such a cute dork" expression....

hard chairs

i am pondering the inevitable result that will occur when i stand up..i am such a computer geek..i had not realized it ... and i am sure OSHA would definitely not approve....but you see, both of my legs have fallen asleep....

why 80grit

well it's easy...i dont shave for a couple of days and then attempt to kiss my wife....

80grit is the texture of coarse sandpaper...need i say more...

the cats practicing for halloween

although we don't particularly get into Halloween....we prefer Christmas hugely more...still our cats seem to have captured a particular flair for Halloween and seem to be practicing the look to give any dogs that might walk past our front window...

saturday morning band and humor

here i am at band practice getting ready for Sunday morning... running the soundboard....the band has reached the giddy giggle stage...we're practicing the reverent song...well it started with the drums...he added the chimes at a most inopportune moment...followed by piano playing a little high pitched trill at the end of the next verse...our poor worship leader couldn't keep his composure after the violin added a trombone sounding effect after the next verse....God is just awesome that he has given us the gift of humor....

to top it off...no joke...the person in the kitchen trying to clean up from our breakfast set off the fire alarm during the repeat of this same song.....

just starting.....

okay...the expert is asleep...she has a knitting blog...so please forgive me while i attempt this...

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To use a line from my facebook page:

80grit is coming to the realization that the electric shaver is not removing less hair; the hair being dumped into the sink more closely matches said WHITE sink....