one should never make statements of simplicity

okay...my wife snagged me on this one....i go ahead and write an entry about how easy it is to write a blog with one liners...and then i do the unforgivable....i forget a day...it totally blew by me..apparently my interests in the developer forum for windows 7 took priority to my own interest in my life....once again...computer geekness to its max...i'm just glad i remember to bathe and shave (but of coarse once you're married, the task of remembering such minutia of detail is no longer required by the male partner..it is actually enforced on quite a regular basis)....

speaking of bathing and showering...i miss florida...apperently a dip in the ocean followed by a dip in the pool is enough to cleanse any military man for weeks at a time....it doesn't do the hair any good, but then again it is required to be kept short anyways...(obviously this is part of my single days)...

but i digress...we are talking about one liners in the now, the moment, we are talking what i have done to make someone elses day brighter or atleast my own day not as boring....it started out miserabley annoying with a flat tire...enough about that ...

continued to a trip to the dentist... but atleast i told my dentist he should thank my wife...you see i had this plan to save all my dental floss for an entire container and then mail it to him with the empty container..you know how they are always pestering you to floss...anyways about a month ago my wife made me throw it away...said it was disgusting..so what happened i threw it away and i quit flossing... i lost all motivation in the flossing dept and i blame my wife... apperently computer geeks have strange motivations....but atleast as of today my gums are still healthy...so the dentist told me that whatever works...preferably a non-see-through plastic bag and no he does not want to see the proof...

okay longer than a one liner....but hey...you just cant describe the above in one line....